Their shirts were covered in the yellow goo. I stripped them down so they couldn't spread it on anything else.
Yesterday I was worried about it getting smeared around and making the mess bigger. Since it didn't come out I figured I might as well have them help clean up. At this point I might as well paint the whole sofa with French's Classic Yellow. At least then the sofa would be one color. I gave them rags to wipe it up and moved the mustard to the top shelf of the refrigerator door. Afterwards I took the upholstery attachment of the carpet cleaner to it.
They make me so ANGRY sometimes! I wasn't even on the computer this time! They are currently napping. It's time to wake them up if I want them to go to bed tonight, but it took so long to get them down I'm having a hard time making myself do it. Ugh. My whole house smells like mustard. Bleh. Is it really a necessary condiment?